Sunday, November 15, 2009

Hot Jock of the Hour

So apparently when it rains it pours. Brandon Stokley, one hot bitch.



Quick Hiccup

Oh, and a quickie for ya. Michel Altieri. YUM.

Hot Jock of the Week

So, I missed a few weeks, sorry. I suppose this is more Hot Jock of the Month.

Reed Doughty, Safety for the Redskins, has that douchebag next door look. He's just hot enough to make you ignore the douchebag part. Enjoy.












Thursday, October 15, 2009

Hot Jock of the Week

Josh McDaniels. Not all hot jocks are players, sometimes they're strategists. McD was taken on as the head coach for the Broncos this season, having come from the New England Patriots as Offensive Coordinator and earlier as Quarterbacks Coach. He's on fire in Denver, at 5-0 this season, and is on fire generally. He is, in my mind, the first coach worth watching. Which isn't hard, he isn't 100 years old. Me likey the McD. Enjoy.








Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Thank God for Cock!


Seriously, what would we ever do without cock? For Christ sake when I walk through the grocery store and pass by a huge pile of thick carrots my loins stir just a little bit. And I'm not ashamed that I like my men a little on the rough side, though I know Jim Beam is probably running for the toilet now...



What the fuck, though? Isn't life all about diversity? We can't all be smooth, toned and 100 lbs., can we? Give me some beasty mens!!!

Hot Jock of the Week

Since I am apparently a sports fan now (I guess all of the beer finally killed off those last two brain cells) I have decided there is too much lovely meat in this industry to leave it out of The Hiccup. So, without further ado, the first installment of Hot Jock of the Week.

This week, Tony Romo. (I'll save you from spouting a rhyming limerick about where one would hope his sexual preference lies). QB for the Dallas Cowboys, and apparently blind in one eye as he seems to have a depth perception issue when throwing passes... That said, this is one hot jock. Now, can I find a shirtless photo of him? No. Why? Because god obviously hates the gays! But I suppose these will do. PS, I won't ruin your boner by reminding you what celebrity airhead he allegedly dated (and it isn't the one pictured.) Just enjoy the eye candy.








Monday, September 28, 2009

I want you Enmy, err Emmy

Neil Patrick Harris, be my dirty hiccup.

Monday, August 24, 2009

Another Ryan Pflugler promo...I can't resist!

He is just so damned talented, I can't stop. Enjoy.





Friday, August 21, 2009

Boys of Summer

Summer is winding down, much the dismay of my eternal love for a cold margarita on a sizzling summer afternoon, followed by a hot hunk of man on a sweaty summer night. Some images to celebrate the season.







Wednesday, August 5, 2009

One good reason to be a Republican

Aaron Schock, the youngest member of congress, and a pretty talented and driven fellow from what I've read. If he doesn't bat for our team he sure should. Judging by the gigantic pair of fake breasts behind him, I'm guessing he does not. There's no accounting for taste or sexual preference I suppose.

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Hiccup du jour

I'm joining the army. Tomorrow. No, wait, tonight.

Friday, April 17, 2009

Monday, April 13, 2009

Nostalgia

Jack Wrangler, pioneer of the tough-guy image in the gay porn industry, has died at 62. It's hard to find images of him since his stardom and youth were long ago. So here's the best.

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Posession of stolen goods

These images stolen from The Pretty Boys Club. Orgasmatastic.